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The following title appears:

AUSTIN POWERS 2
THE WRATH OF KHAN!

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We see a title scroll of the following narration:

NARRATOR (VO)
The producers would like to point out that this movie is in no way related to
or inspired by the original Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan. It shares neither
characters nor setting nor action with the film of that name.

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A New Line Presentation

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NARRATOR
As time goes by it becomes increasingly unclear why the name Wrath of Khan was
chosen for this film, since it will surely provoke a costly lawsuit.

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Of an Eric's Boy Production

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NARRATOR
Well there you have it, a copyright suit has been filed against us by the
makers of Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan. Our counsel informs us that we are
without legal recourse and therefore, the new name of this film is:

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AUSTINPUSSY

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